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EVERY THING YOU'VE EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEENIE WITCH BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK!!
Glad you decided to check out my website!

I'm a very handsome weenie dog - 14  years old this past May 8th, 2005  I'm a  standard size weenie dog, and a hefty weight (30 lbs when I was younger but now down to a mere 24.7 lbs in my old age). But my Mom, the old Witch, says that's okay because she loves chubby little boys.

This is a picture of me in my favorite casting costume !!

The Story Behind My Site
I'm such a good looking and studly weenie dog that my fame has spread far & wide. So I decided to set up this site so the whole world can admire me!

Here's the cast of characters in my world............I'll be mentioning all of them from time to time and showing pictures of everyone on my Photo Page!

CC - She's a chihuahua and my current fiancee. Her parents are Sheila & Jack. They'll love having me for an in-law some day!! I'm waiting for CC to set the wedding date........

HERBIE - he's the other chihuahua that lives at CC's house. He likes to bite people when they're leaving and have their backs turned. He thinks you should feel honored to have his teeth marks on your ankle. He got my Mom once!!

KAELEE - The new fur covered child of my Brother2 & Kerry.  She's a little too lively for me but I try to keep up.   She's a Rat Terrier like FeeFee was.  She needs to learn to respect old weenie dogs though....she's always biting at my butt and my tail so I'll play chase with her.

FEE FEE - She used to live with me at my house when my Brother 2 & his wife Kerry lived here.  FeeFee was their girl dog and my partner in crime!!  We were most excellent at figuring out how to get the snacks from the kitchen.  She went to heaven in November, 2003 to be with my Brother 1 and I sure miss her!!  It's not the same without the old Spinster.

MR. BEEFY - He's a BIG doggie who used to belong to Kerry. He has big scary teeth. He's afraid to ride in Kerry's Beetle. Big sissy!!

MORK - he's my bird friend. Whenever I'm visiting my girlfriends, he's in charge of chirping out a seranade.  He used to live with the Old Witch's friend Pat but he got adopted by a lady with another bird so he has a playmate now.

ALEXIS - a sultry french poodle who belongs to Mom's Uncle. Every time I go to visit, they lock Alexis up in her kennel crate. They think I'm being over-friendly with her. These humans have no romance in their souls!

SCARLETT - a baby weenie dog who belongs to my Mom's friend. She tastes yummy! Mom's friend, Joyce brought Scarlett over one day so I could inspect her and see if she's worth keeping. She got a paws-up from me!

RAMI & MIA & TAZ - They're the grandpuppies of my Mom's friend, Pat. Rami & Mia are cute little girl weenie dogs and I try to keep in touch with them through e-mail occasionally. I like to send them pictures of me to keep them intrigued by my good looks. They probably fight over me......

MOM - she's a wacky old witch & very unusual. But you gotta love her! She's taught me not to chase bunnies and to try & be nice to cats and other critters. She makes me look at the Full Moon with her! And she has a cute little red Beetle that she drives. It's my favorite car to ride in because the front seat fits my butt perfectly.  She makes quilts and I get to help her by laying on the quilt while she does the stitching.  All her quilts are Weenie Tested - Weenie Approved!!.

DAD - He likes to pretend I'm a pain in the butt, but I know he really likes me. Sometimes he shares his CK One aftershave with me in the morning and I smell great all day.


DANNY H - he's the Keeshound that lives next door. FeeFee had a big crush on him and was always trying to get his attention whenever we were outside at the same time.

KEVIN -He's Brother 2's son & my human nephew and he's a good chin petter. I was one year old when he was born so we kind of grew up together. He always tells me how cute I am, but then anyone who sees me can tell that!!

RYAN - He's Brother 1's son. & my other human nephew who was known as Pazuzu, the demon child when he was little. He liked to pull tails, poke eyes, and grab fur. FeeFee & I always tried to hide whenever he came over.  He lives with his other Grandmother since Brother 1 died and I don't see him as often but when he stayed overnight recently he was real nice to me and petted me and said that I'm a good dog.  


KERRY - She's Kaelee's Mom &  she used to drive a cute little white Beetle - til she decided she needed a more family-type car!   I still find it hard to believe she picked Brother 2 over me & married him.  I was all set to propose to her, too!!


PATTY - she's my ex-fiancee. She's a teenage human type and her house is right behind our house. I gave her a ring and proposed a few years ago but she couldn't leave her Mommy & Daddy cause she was too young then. Needless to say, the engagement was finally broken. I'm not getting any younger and didn't know how long I could wait for her. But I still remember her nice legs.

LOUIE - He belongs to my ex-fiancee, Patty and he's the biggest meanest most evil cat in the world. He hit me on my tender nose a couple of times when I was trying to be nice to him like Mom said I had to be. My goal in life is to beat the crap out of him. Hopefully, that will be soon as both of us are getting up there in years.


BROTHER 1 & BROTHER 2 - My 2 older human brothers. Brother 1 lives in heaven now with FeeFee.  He went there in March,2003 and we were all very sad.  He always said WOOF to me and I think he could speak Dog!!  Brother 2 always calls me Fatty and Big W.  He can't fool me - he's crazy about me.  He just picks on me cause he loves me.....


SO - THOSE ARE THE MAIN PLAYERS. PLUS A FEW OTHERS FROM TIME TO TIME.

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